I’ve Been Selling Real Estate Since Before You Were Born

Daniel DeCapua

Published on: 03/10/2025

Before a simple leaky faucet could even be addressed, a listing agent launches into a marathon monologue about his decades-long real estate career — complete with tall tales of asbestos suits, lead paint snacks, and 25,000 “sold homes.” What begins as a routine inspection follow-up quickly spirals into a comedy of ego and exhaustion. Sometimes, fixing the leak yourself is faster than surviving the story.